Christmas morning, 2006.  I’m awoken to the words “you have to see this.”  Of course I really didn’t want to see this...
 
Saab goes Crunch!
Soft landing?
Not really.
More perspective...
The insurance company graciously paid a small amount towards the purchase of the next toy.  What did I get?  Another Saab 9000!  I can only hope the trees don’t like this one as much.